With the coming spring is a perpetual event over which we all
salivate hungrily in anticipation, procuring salty snacks and drinks,
hiring babysitters, pump up with predictions and insightful analysis,
and after which we go all go our separate ways and discuss for weeks on
end, perhaps until June’s arrival, musing on this celebratory bonfire of
artists embodying the multifaceted energies of human problems.
But enough about Wrestlemania.
Rather, it’s Philomania that’s runnin’ wild. The 86th Annual Academy
Awards ceremony is this Sunday. In line with how wonks try to perfect a
science applied to election predictions, Oscar bloggers and
prognosticators continue to have a fun time going over the formula for
what will win Best Picture, studying the timing of ballots in relation
to the unpredictable atomic evolution of buzz, the impact of critical
circles, guilds, the Oscars’ drunk kid-brother the Golden Globes, and
what happens across the Atlantic with the BAFTAs. Last year was on a
suspenseful track as, beginning in September 2012, Argo was
hands down favorite with its premiere in Toronto and Telluride, its spot
usurped by David O. Russell’s bipolar romantic comedy Silver Linings Playbook, which was itself tossed aside when Steven Spielberg’s Lincoln
proved to not be the schmaltz many predicted but rather one of the
filmmaker’s most sophisticated and masterfully woven films, and reaching
a peak of excitement with Kathryn Bigelow’s unnerving and stark CIA
procedural Zero Dark Thirty–which would win 2012′s first Best
Picture prize from the New York Film Critics. Then a controversy sparked
by cinematic illiteracy torpedoed Bigelow’s chances, people complained
that Lincoln was too austere, and Argo, a fine but
hardly extraordinary work of plot-driven proficiency steered by Ben
Affleck’s affable direction, swept everything–the smaller critics’
groups, the Globes, the guilds, the BAFTAs. And so a good movie would
blemish its legacy by somehow besting a half-dozen more deserving
pictures by Oscar night’s end. Not that I at all cared (whatever, I was
pissed off; I mean how does Argo beat Tony Kushner’s impeccable work in the adapted screenplay category; total bullshit. But I digress).